Right, so apparently I've got this "passion for capturing emotions through art" that started when I was a kid. Which is a fancy way of saying I was coloring books instead of getting proper math grades.
And, obviously, I had to be into skateboarding and street art. Because nothing says "serious artist" like breaking both your wrists whilst trying to impress your mates. At least now I know how a fish-eye lens works. Cosmopolitan? Yes, please. I've been a tourist with a camera in Iceland, Asia, the Americas "on a quest to capture the unique light". A term I stole from Roger Deakins.
In chemistry calls I always mention that I place great importance on a handpicked cast. Because AI can't do it yet, can you, Chat?! And finally, I’m "available for projects worldwide", which translates to: Please hire me so I can get out of this town. Seriously. I'll go anywhere.
*Commercial still photography portfolio available upon request. Because I know how to use a still camera as well. Not just the moving pictures.